February 14, 2013 Mrs TeePot
Single on V-day, oh what a crime,
There is no reason, not even a rhyme.
I think I needs me tequila with lime!
Single on V-day, oh what a woe,
Depressing how it’s now the status quo.
Fortunately I’m not very low.
Single on V-day, oh what a pain,
How hard can it be, a date to gain?
My cheeks are so rosy, showing my shame!
Single on V-day, oh what a farce,
To be honest, relationships can kiss my arse!