Dear Warburtons,

I love you! I love your gluten free range. I adore your blueberry and cranberry muffins!

Please continue making things so I can ship them over to France and live happily ever after!

Lots of love,

Mrs TeePot and her happy tummy!

Dear England,

Thank you for having us and thank you for your nommy variety of gluten free goodies. Sadly it’s still not enough to make up for all your failings.

Yours,

Glad to be heading back home to France